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They are nervous, their voices echo in my head, What if he decides to watch something like this again How many more can we survive 10 of the IQ team left, we are the last remainingthe horror.the HORROR Ironically, the ones left behind were busy calculating the amount of alcohol needed to erase this from memory, and thus after a week of binging, Im now dumb and drunk enough to do justice to this piece.

EPIC SHIT FEST. Bollywood has once again proven how far behind they are their global counterparts in making super hero movies.

In a market where people have seen the likes of The Dark Knight and The Avengers, our internal production houses here make something the guy from Saw might force you to watch.

The movie starts with Krrish trying to live a normal life as Krishna by trying to hold down jobs such as a security guard or a waiter (Kudos to his dad for ending up as a scientist and seeing his son try and get blue collar jobs, Father of the Year award nominee) and getting fired each time because he keeps running around distributing kids a cheap leather bracelet with a K on it.

But that it not a worry since his wife makes most of the money anyway and his father brings home the bacon.

Krishna continues living his easy (and I mean really easy cushy) life.

Kaal of course has henchmen, who all seem to be inspired by the X-Men series.

We have Frog Man, Cheetah Woman, Ant Man, Scorpio Man, and Rhino Man who are all graduates from the School of Obvious Names for Henchmen.

The only point of note is the Hench(wo)men, Maaya (the gorgeous Kangana Raunat who really does do justice to her spandex) whom Kaal has created by mixing DNAs with a chameleon (somewhere a blue colored Mystique covers herself with a plastic bag and loads a single bullet in the chamber).

Maya can change shapes and become another.anything.

Yes you read that right, eat that Hollywood).

Kaal anyway outsmarts Krrish and his dad, steals the bone marrow and becomes Robocopuuuhhhhhyea, best way to describe what I saw.

Robocop in a cheap aluminum foil, I didnt know if I was supposed to stick rotis in him to keep them warm or to just claw my eyes out.

Krrish and Kaal then fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, figghhtt, fiiigghhhttt, phewand after destroying 95 of Mumbai, 40 of a kids innocence, 67 of our brain cells and 100 of our time, Krrish finally wins.

Spoiler alert Yea like you think Kaal would win).

Hrithik Roshan needs to really explain why he bobbles his head when he is wearing the mask, is it that tight, why doesnt he just loosen the straps a little bit Secondly, what is with the Marilyn Monroe-esq jacket always flying upwards, where is he standing and why is the wind always blowing up his skirt Thirdly, why is he wearing a raincoatgarbage bag The mind boggles.

Moving on to the rest of the cast, Vivek Oberoi is sniffing too much paint these days to pick up a role like this and Kangana Raunatwell, she pretty much did this for the money, its apparent.

This movie is a complete rip off from Hollywood super hero movies and K3 has a line at the end of the movie saying Kids do not try this at home, which is ironically something the Hollywood team might have told the guys here whilst attempting super hero movies.

We still have a very long way to go and sadly due to Krrish, we begin at below ground zero.

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